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what's in out on the edge in nyc
P e r f o r m a n c e A r t
Traveling PsYchward's
Imaginary Mardi Gras Parade
The sad fact that Mayor Rudy Naziani would not issue the Traveling PsYchward a parade permit for Mardi Gras did not stop Dr. Rave and his Asylum from hitting the streets of NYC.
"I am a parade," shouted Nurse Grabsit. "No taxation without paradization," counter-pointed Dr. J. Stoned. "But my little purple pills are better than beads," Dr. Rave told a crew of college coeds who chose not to believe him. "Let's just do it," panted Nurse Wretched, who is always ready to do it. And do it she did.
Yes, dear sick raviacs, it was all part of the action at the first annual Dr. Rave Imaginary Mardi Gras Parade and Gas Passing Session that didn't happen on Fat Tuesday, despite pictoral evidence to the contrary.
"Thank goodness that this Fair City, where I have recently set up offices, is blessed with such a dedicated group of consumate professionals to watch over it's citizens, devoting themselves to the sacred cause of Sanity for Everyone!" panted ex-President Bill Clinton in an exclusive in-nyc interview -- just after a heated session with Nurse Wretched.
All part of the PsYchward.net Meds To The Masses! program, this valuable "community outreach" is currently being underwritten by Doctor Rave himself, and contributions from wackos like you. But our new fundraising committee, now co-chaired by Bill Clinton and Tracy Lords, is not at all adverse to support from more corporate sponsors with a sense of humor.
Brain Power!
Dr. Rave and Dr. John Stoned (the 'D' is silent) making the first donation to the Asylum's newly opened Brain Bank.
This particular brain was later transplanted into a laboratory rat who can now now figure out pi to three million two hundred and seven decimal points.
Our doctors are currently in need of brains, so please contact them if you know a dealer.
This Too Shall Pass
Dr. Rave gives a hearty and gaseous "Well Done!" to new intern Cygnus D. Swann, on the occasion of his first successful bed-pan emptying. Swann later returned to earth after four hours of low level flight.
Warning:
Do not try this at home without the assistance of a medical professional!
Reasonable Rates!
Whoops!
Candid of the Good Doc taken by security personnel after an alarm on the Meds Locker door was set off by "an unknown person". Doctor R's explaination: "Just checking the amount of Medicine in the bottle!" No one was charged in the incident. Although, DR was forced to share with the "Masked Nurse In Black" who was also a witness to the alleged pilferage.
This One's For You, Big Boy!
Nurse B.J. Grabsit and her therapeutic weapon of choice. Nurse G. has been responsible for notable advances in Aversion Therapy.
Take Dr. Stoned's sage advice, "Don't drop the soap.... unless, of course, you really, really want to."
POT To The People!
Dr. Rave and staff captured on 35mm taking their POT (Portable Operating Theatre) into the streets of NYC to "do good."
The Doc and his Crew are quite concientious about bringing their therapeutic methods to the People.
Right On, Doc!
The Doctor Will Rave Again
April Fools Eve
Saturday, March 31 @ 7pm
The Cutting Room
19 West 24th Street
The whole Asylum Crew will be there, along with the Entire Travelling PsYchward Show, and Various and Sundry Notable Medical Personnel, Miscellaneous Persons seeking Group Therapy, and other Assorted Hangers-on hoping that Dr. Rave will again be distributing free samples of his tiny purple pills.
Other Good Stuff, Too!
Live Bands Who Play Music
Art Exhibitionists
Latex Gloves In Action
Welcome One And All!
No Appointment Necessary
Get In Touch Your Inner Self!
Or Let Dr. Rave Touch It For You!
"Have Maniacs -- Will Travel"
Book Dr. Rave's Traveling PsYchward
For Your Next Operation
Treat your guests or customers to Performance Art Therapy,
Music, Humor... and hardly-detectable methane-based hallucinogenic
gasses guaranteed to induce temporary insanity.
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