The Beer Prayer
Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, and the bitter and the lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen
A Tribute to Booze
Teetotalers take note.
"You have asked me how I feel about whiskey? If, when you say whiskey, you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the stuff that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips and a warm glow of contentment in their eyes? If you mean Christmas cheer? If you mean the stimulating drink that puts the spring in the old gentleman's step on a frosty morning? If you mean the drink that enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness and to forget, if only for a little while, life's great tragedies and heartbreaks and sorrows? If you mean that drink? Then certainly I am in favor of it."
Noah S. "Soggy" Sweat, Jr., to the Mississippi House, April 4, 1952
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