Saturday
Trailer Trash Jamboree
Put on your shtkickers and let's party like if Uncle Cousin Eddie just got outta prison and he was fixing to dig up the loot from the Great Midnight 7-11 Robbery.
• The beer de jour is Pabst Blue Ribbon.
• Real drinks: Depthcharge for the good olds. Alabama Slammers for the little ladies. And Strip And Go Naked when Cousin Heather gets a mite rowdy and takes off her top to relive how she danced on the bar at her wedding reception.
• Party Favors: should be created in a basement laboratory by the neighborhood biker gang and have a name like Crystal Zoom
• Food: menu should include Slim Jims, pork rinds, Sloppy Joes, Fried Twinkies and Aunt Cousin Jody's Jello Surprize Mold
• Singalong with tunes from our Country Jukeboxes like Willie and Toby wailing "Whiskey For My Men, Beer For My Horses!" or Garth's "I've Got Friends In Low Places"
• Male Attire: Mullet cuts, Marlboros rolled up in the sleave of your green "Runs Like A Deer" t-shirt, and steel toed engineers boots just in case somebody needs a right good stompin'
• Female Attire: Short-short cutoffs, tight t-shirt or K-Mart blouse rolled up to show your spare tire, with either red cowboy boots or rhine-stone-covered fckme pumps. Accessorize with bling bought in Vegas or a National Park.

Sunday September 3
Wet Dream Car Wash
Today on September 3, 1875 Ferdinand Porsche was born. Not only did he lend his name to one of the coolest sportscar lines of all-time, but he also invented the Volkswagon Beetle. Okay, so maybe a wet babe carwash a bit of a stretch as well as obviously as sexist as a wet t-shirt contest. And we know all sober women will see through it as easily as you'd like to see thru their cotton tops. Yeah, so? Is that any reason not to give it a shot?
• Dress: bathing suit bottoms (or cotton panties) and t-shirts for everyone.
• Themesong: Carwash. There are couple versions. Take your pick.
• Other Music: From our Wet Jukebox
• Background dvd: Bikini Carwash
• Drink: Watermelon Shots, Strip And Go Naked, Spritzers or maybe the crowd-pleasing Wet T-Shirt
• Food: Messy stuff like ice cream you don't mind spilling on your shirt.
• If this bogus idea actually works, send us an email on how you pulled it off, and maybe send some digital pix. Yeah, definitely send some digital pix.

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